HAPPY, SATISFYING THINGS
Burning soy candles while taking a long bubble bath
Organizing all of your miscellaneous Facebook albums
Reading creepy Wikipedia articles late at night while cuddled up next to your boyfriend (or one of your four cats)
Buying your mom lemon lavender bath bombs for no special occasion, just because she’s the bomb
Ordering pizza (customized to your liking)
Buying your cats sparkly pink matching collars
Having someone else order and pay for pizza that you eat
Nicki Minaj, Sailor Moon, and female action heroes
Buying a new pair of tall black wedges
Accidentally getting an extra nugget at Chick-Fil-A
Taking your chubby Rottweiler for a walk
The color pink
Researching urban legends before attending a spooky Halloween party and blowing your friends away with your scary-story telling skills
Performing a virus scan on your computer and speeding it up somehow
Being able to afford to donate money to worthy causes, like cat shelters trying to buy cat accessories
Having the most clever Halloween costume at the party
Living on a farm and having twenty pets
Recycling, cataloging, and writing poetry
Reading absurdist literature
Playing racquetball
Finding cheap, clever Halloween costumes for your cats
Organizing all of your miscellaneous Facebook albums
Reading creepy Wikipedia articles late at night while cuddled up next to your boyfriend (or one of your four cats)
Buying your mom lemon lavender bath bombs for no special occasion, just because she’s the bomb
Ordering pizza (customized to your liking)
Buying your cats sparkly pink matching collars
Having someone else order and pay for pizza that you eat
Nicki Minaj, Sailor Moon, and female action heroes
Buying a new pair of tall black wedges
Accidentally getting an extra nugget at Chick-Fil-A
Taking your chubby Rottweiler for a walk
The color pink
Researching urban legends before attending a spooky Halloween party and blowing your friends away with your scary-story telling skills
Performing a virus scan on your computer and speeding it up somehow
Being able to afford to donate money to worthy causes, like cat shelters trying to buy cat accessories
Having the most clever Halloween costume at the party
Living on a farm and having twenty pets
Recycling, cataloging, and writing poetry
Reading absurdist literature
Playing racquetball
Finding cheap, clever Halloween costumes for your cats